We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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