I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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