I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Idk if I want to put a bra on
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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