I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
