So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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