why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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