My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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