I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Randomize
