But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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