some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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