I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
COCAINE IS GR8
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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