we're blogging at a bar
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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