whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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