Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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