What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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