I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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