I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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