the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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