You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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