week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My pussy is not your playground.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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