Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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