If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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