margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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