she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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