How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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