Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
bring money and cleavage
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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