swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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