2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
where am i from again
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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