1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
so much tequila, so little girl.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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