She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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