dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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