No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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