Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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