That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
4 words: hood of his car
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
my poor anus
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
