I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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