My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
soo... how was my night?
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