I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
