I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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