if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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