this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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