So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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