i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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