Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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