Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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