Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
wanna go halves on a baby?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
the raccoons are back...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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