I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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