I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
