We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We need a shit load of segways right now
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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