So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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