Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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