Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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