WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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