It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
the raccoons are back...
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