No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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