My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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