I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
