just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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