When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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