We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.