let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
